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fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth 

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.
Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

penguin lookin motherfucker 

As first used in Dr Dre's The Chronic, it can mean whatever you want as it makes no sense what so ever. It is a statement that can describe any known man or woman. It can be both positive and negative, sometimes even at the same time.
What do you think of this new one piece, disco ball, boiler suit I've got on?

Man, you'se a penguin lookin motherfucker.

Chillin like a motherfucker 

Slang term for Masturbating. Made popular by Martin Lawrence in his 1994 stand up comedy special, "You so Crazy."
My homeboy's mom walked in on him chillin like a motherfucker while watching Debbie Does Dallas. She screamed just as he busted a nut.

Lazy motherfucker 

A person who stays home from school while not being sick or someone who is dieing
My mom let me stay home from school, therefore I am a lazy motherfucker
Lazy motherfucker by I am lazy February 26, 2020

horny as a motherfucker 

Simile putting an emphasis on the author's need to have some form of intercourse. A motherfucker is one who has sex with his mother, and the author is in such an aroused state that he could have intercourse with even his own mother.
come on ho, get those clohtes off! I'm horny as a motherfucker out here.

quack quack motherfucker 

Quack quack motherfucker 🐥
Guy one) Hey guess what!
Guy two) what?
*long silence*
Guy one) quack quack motherfucker