Mandlebar Mustache

A midget pornstar.
Usually has a name such as Tripod and stars in such films as Itty Bitty Gang Bang

That handlebar mustache just had sex with that cat!

by Gherkin November 3, 2004

morning mustache

When you ejaculate on the upper lip of someone who is asleep, then rip out their pubes while yelling "MORNING MUSTACHE" and sprinkle it upon the the gooey mixture and let it dry.

My girl wasn't keeping it trimmed up downstairs so I had to morning mustache her.

My girlfriend didn't give it up last night so I taught her a lesson by giving her a morning mustache.

I like kissing a man so I gave her a morning mustache.

by Red Raider Safety May 7, 2009

milk mustache

Once your done giving head to a guy, you pretend that you swallowed and make him think your just going to give him a kiss on the cheek goodbye but when you get closer, you spit it back on his upper lip.

(this is mostly used for revenge when a guy doesn't give you a hint he is going to cum)

"Ahh, that guy last night cummed in my mouth without telling me when it was going to happen, so I gave him a milk mustache."

by Jwizzzle16 December 28, 2009

Flying mustache

Trim your pubic hair and keep it In your hand. While having sex, you cum on the victims upper lip and throw the pubs on to make the flying mustache

Dude, she gave me head... But I gave her a flying mustache

by S.Push March 7, 2009

glazed doughnut mustache

it's basically where a chick is sucking on a guy and he shoots his load on her face, mostly around her mouth. This makes it look like the chick just got done eating a glazed doughnut, hense the name.

Guy: Did you like it? Girl: Yes! glazed doughnut mustaches are my favorite!

by Gangstuh Nyki April 25, 2006

Mustache Manuary

31 days of shaving everything off of your face except a disgusting mustache. Similar to "No-Shave November" and "Decembeard"

Dan's looking a bit like a pedophile lately, isn't he?

Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.

by Ckleeb December 12, 2009

Mustache-Beard

A full beard that terminates in a long, wiry mustache. Usually ginger in color. Indigenous to the Native Pittsburgh Region. Feasts on Primantis and Fiori's. Commonly employed by a Labor Union 6-8 months a year. Often known to travel by an obscenely loud motorcycle spewing "country noise". During mating season, common apparel includes sleeveless dayglo t-shirts ("undersleeves" in the colder, laid off months.)

Wow look at that mustache-beard! Thats straight from 1985!

by HYEP January 2, 2012