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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

Meaning.
Gibberish things that Melissa would say.
Any gibberish that Melissa says that's kinda sort of or almost English. .
Gibberish things that Melissa would say.
Any gibberish that Melissa says that's kinda sort of or almost English. .
There's one of those MELISSAISMS again.
by RonP March 8, 2023

When you’ve got something you want to say but take ages to say it and avoid it all costs such as having as many distractions around like white noise from fans and going on Instagram to avoid your thoughts.
AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication
AKA: To pull a Melissa, Being avoidant, Causing problems due to lack of communication
“Why’s she not texting you back” - Boyfriend’s friend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend
“Bro idk I think she’s Pulling a Melissa” - Boyfriend
by BananananaFonze March 16, 2025

This is the day that celebrates Melissa she is a honor student and is a D1 player and is one of the best Melissa’s the exist on earth
by Melissa2.0 May 31, 2024

Someone who calls you a hoe every single day and ignores ur messages 90% of the time. She is a hoe and a stinky poopoo with a cute dog called brownie. Brownie is the cutest in the world and he doesn't not listen to melissa.
Person 1: Did you ever get a reply from the stinky poopoo melissa?
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
Person 2: No, she ignores 90% of everyone's dms to her :(((
by cinagrolsafbdkflhsbdklvnsadlkf January 30, 2022

by Chocolate Prince091 December 6, 2022
