milkshakes

A womans presence. Others believe it to be cum, breast, and the sorts. In an interview with kelis she called it a womans presence.

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

by kier September 13, 2004

milkshake

oral sex, most commonly used when a female drinks through a straw, in other words, a man's penis but also from a mans point of view.

1. We took our clothes off, we went into 69 and I drank a milkshake through his straw.
2. My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
3. Shake it - Metro station.

by SweetMilkshake July 20, 2009

Melosh

A word used to "call out" another person after the slight hint of a lie or embellishemnt (used immediately after story telling has ended). Also followed by the term dead serious See example.

The person will shout out "Melosh" after hearing a tale and if the person telling the story is telling the truth, he/she will then in turn call out "dead serious". This response informs the listener that the story is true and factual. If the story teller says, "dead ceral or something remotely close to sounding like "dead serious", then the listener knows the story is fake. Lieing on a Melosh requires "no friends for two weeks"

Ryan: I went to the strip club last night and I pulled a girl from the side stage, took her in the back and got busy with her...for free!

Troy: Melosh!!!

Ryan: Dead Serious

Troy: Nice work, take me with you next time.

by Calling You Out August 5, 2009

Chunky chocolate milkshake

take a steamy dump in a blender, add a little bit of milk then politely pour it into the womens vagina. Make sure the blended poop isn't blended too well so it still has its chunky poop texture. After pouring it fuck the womens pussy and get your dick covered in poop and let the women suck it off

My women said she was in the mood for a chunky chocolate milkshake so I gave her one

by robin nobin March 9, 2008

banana milkshake

Milk and up to three bananas - depending on how much you're making, and how thick you want it (thicker is better) - all mixed in a blender until there are no more banana chunks. A teaspoon of vanilla is added, (MUST be done!) and mixed again.

You've just created one of the best drinks ever (next to root beer, of course), and it's good for you.

: You wanna make a banana milkshake?
: Sure! I love them.

by Kenthar April 22, 2004

Strawberry Milkshake

The act in which the male(during sex) cums in the woman's nose, and then punches her in the nose, therein creating a white/pink strawberry milkshake type liquid.

Dude, you need to control your bitch.

Bro, I gave that ho a strawberry milkshake, and she shut the fuck up after that.

by Skippy McSkankit October 9, 2006

menstrual milkshake

the menstrating female sexual partner is cuffed to an overhead pipe in the basement. the male ducktapes a beer funnel in between her legs. the females period blood then travels down the funnel and into the males mouth.

that was quite the tasty menstrual milkshake

by connor douche pennington December 6, 2010