1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house
3. learning algebra
4. sharing files on frostwire
by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009
Get the illegitimate masturbatingmug. If she wants me to be her masturbation candy I'm fine with that.
You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.
You're the perfect masturbation candy for me.
by Nivens March 18, 2011
Get the Masturbation Candymug. speaking for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off your supposed intellectual and linguistic capacities.
John continually goes on about the merits of Times New Roman. He does so in a completely self-absorbed, disinterested tone.
John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."
Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
John- (weary tone) "You simply can't comprehend the intrinsic value of Times New Roman font to our society and the way we decipher the world. There is evidently a plethora of ways it has effected our daily experiences."
Tim- "John, do cease your intellectual masturbation. It bores me to an umpteenth degree. My finely tuned ears were not designed for your incessant blabber."
by Harrisburg Dairies December 23, 2011
Get the Intellectual Masturbationmug. by e4r5t6y7u8i9o0- November 25, 2010
Get the Ninja Masturbationmug. Spending your life researching things that, although may be on point, nothing will be done to progress the area actively. Implicated in life sciences for example
Going to university for 7 years to become a lecturer within that field for the rest of your life is an act of academic masturbation
by freeseed March 31, 2015
Get the academic masturbationmug. A playground game that involves one player who is designated as "it", to chase other players while masturbating in an attempt to tag or touch them, usually with their ejaculate. The tagged player then becomes 'it' and must chase the other players while masturbating.
Also known as Jerk Tag.
Also known as Jerk Tag.
I started jerking off & everybody scattered & ran, so I chased them like we were playing a good ol' game of Masturbation Tag!
by amygo June 20, 2011
Get the Masturbation Tagmug. Don't make a public speech scolding her for wearing a Pocahontas Halloween costume. We don't want to hear your moral masturbation.
by BWS_92082 June 25, 2020
Get the moral masturbationmug.