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perma-limp

A permanent limp caused by a previous accident/break/fracture on the legs/ankles/shins/feet/etc.

A person with a perma-limp has a "funny", special walk often mistaken as a weird strut.

Perma-limps should NOT be mistaken as a swagger.
Lexxy: "Dude! There's Andre, over there!"

Trina: "What? Where? How'd you know that's him?"

Lexxy: "It's his signature perma-limp, you can't miss it."
by lexxy08 October 20, 2010
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Going On A Limp One

It is based around Limp Bizkit's song Break Stuff, where it comes across as a violent rage wanting to break stuff.
"After that football result, I'm going on a Limp One"
by RageMachine01 September 11, 2011
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Donk Limp

A condition characterized by impaired walking in which a girl's badonk is so large that it obstructs her ability to walk in a regular manner. It also may cause her to lean forward when walking, thus her torso displaces the weight she's carrying on the rear end.
As Trevor was walking behind A-Train in the hallway admiring her supple badonk, he noticed that she had a distinct donk limp.
by Hasselhoff Ranger August 10, 2008
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Grocery Limp

Noun. The labored walking one experiences when carrying a heavy bag/basket of groceries in one hand, offsetting their balance.
Man, I saw this old lady at the grocery store the other day with a huge basket of food. She had a mean grocery limp.
by TheAngryCurtain April 23, 2009
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Donkey Limp

The limp one develops due to the hurdle of his legs having to clear his massive cock with every step.
That's not swagger; Longjohn just walks with a donkey limp.
by lbeesntdeirx February 19, 2013
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Ass limp

Happens when a person is so fat that their ass weight actually puts so much strain in their legs that they have to limp. They usually don't even realize this.
Obese people usually have a mild to severe case of ass limp.
by Alexandra Jones June 14, 2009
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loser's limp

An ailment or impediment, typically manifested through injury, that is feigned or exaggerated by a competitor to explain a poor performance
A: "Federer is one set and a break ahead now but his opponent has started to clutch at his hamstring after each rally, "
B: "Looks like he's getting a bit of a loser's limp."
by Chad McShane June 30, 2009
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