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Alabama Landslide

When a man lays face down in bed with the woman's face between his legs and defacates.
Jim: What were you and John doing last night?
Sarah: Oh, you know, he just gave me the Alabama Landslide
by DoucheOnAPlane September 11, 2018
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Joshua Lang

Josh is very innapropriate. bad little joshua. joshua doesnt come to class
by badlittlejoshua September 24, 2018
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Paige Lang

Person: look who's over there
Me: OMG it's Paige Lang
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A-Lands

A group of people who have the most tragic backstories and the least braincells. The primate exhibits at the zoo.
"Hello everybody. This is my first time in A-Lands!"
"How's your mom after I banged her? I don't have time to call her back since I'm banging your father. "
by TheGuy212222 April 30, 2021
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Landsharking

The practice of approaching one's ladyfriend at speed, leaning forward with hands together on one's head as a shark fin, ending with the insertion of this fin into her front bottom.
Jane: Hey Amy, how was the film last night?

Amy: Not bad. I guessed the ending. Tell you what though, Rob gave me a good old landsharking when I got home.

Jane: What a toerag!
by neil thomas April 21, 2007
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landslide

When a woman on her period bleeds, shits, and pees, all at the same time. Hopefully all in a toilet.
Jessica: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Gabby: "Oh man, I just had a massive landslide go down."
by blackchurry December 6, 2010
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German Landslide

When a man or woman proceeds to defecate and urinate in a jar for a number of days, to a number of weeks, then wait a month for it to ferment (remember to put some sort of lid over it). It is often stored in a hot humid area.
Once a month has gone by, get your boyfriend or girlfriend to lay in a bathtub and pour the excrement all over there body, then have sex with them.
My gave my girlfriend a German Landslide and we had the best night of my life! Except for the fact i got a yeast infection and contracted Chlamydia...
by Dickticklee January 2, 2009
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