Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.
Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.
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Get the Lapist mug.n. (Inf.) The layer of subcutaneous insulation that enables the thermodynamically efficient gentleman to go about his business sans outerwear in February.
Aren’t you cold Steve? I’ve got three layers on and you’re mincing about in a T-shirt.
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Ah but don’t forget I’ve got a lardigan on under this…
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