terminal lag

Lag that causes you to die in a video game.

I was playing some Half-Life when it started running slow and I experienced some terminal lag! Aaargh!!

by Gaste Archibald Wozniak, Jr. November 30, 2017

Sports Lag

Similar to Jet Lag, Sports Lag is that fatigue you feel after staying up late to watch the game on tv.

Joe: Dude,why are you so sleepy, it's 10am and you have a meeting.

Dude: Ah man, I got Sports Lag from watching Monday Night Football.

by PeterPo October 22, 2009

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022

vagina lag

When a girl moves on from a man but then days, weeks, or months later her vagina craves his dick no matter whom she may be with now.

My best friend broke up with her boyfriend a week and a half ago but just called him up asking for sex because of her vagina lag.

by Laggg December 28, 2018

lagging station

a prison for anyone doing over three years - an old term from the British Midlands.

he'll settle down once he gets to his lagging station.

by thecleaner November 4, 2020

meth lag

"Meth lag" is like a tremendously worse case of "jet lag" after going without sleeping for multiple days while on crystal.

I really wasn't thinking clearly, and had total meth lag after doing a 4 day binge of chalk.

by AltraHuman January 29, 2017

Lag-A-Lah

Pronounced LAG-A-LA

Synonyms: Ugh. , Arggghh. , *Sigh*

Antonyms: YAY!, Energetic,

Misspellings: Lag a la, Lag a lah

Correct spelling: Lag-A-Lah (A must be capital.. Dashes not needed, but typical.

Uses: Used when referring to a bad day, taxing situation, something that just tires or exhausts you. When you have a tough day, all you say is LAG-A-LAH.

Friend "Soo how was your day?"
You "Lag-A-Lah"

Meaning, "Ugh.. It just was.. Just.. UGH.. It was difficult, and exhausting for me. I'm sooo done with this day."

by LaLaFunLover101 December 3, 2010