Dick Kitten

When you want to send a girl a dick pic, but don't want to be awkward, so you draw a picture of a cat on it. Instead of being weirded out, she will laugh.... with all of her friends.

T: "Wanna see my dick kitten?"
A: "What is a dick kitten?"
T: *sends pic*
A: *screenshots, and shows friends* (sorry T)

by MEEEOOOW January 31, 2015

Great Calamity Kittens!

An exclamation, similar to great scott!, making its first appearance in the Wonder Woman comic Sensation Comics #7 (July 1942). Later popularized by cracked.com in its article "The 6 Most Pointless Supervillain Schemes".

'A dead woman.' That must mean the Baroness! But Paula was electrocuted- great calamity kittens! I'm going mad!

by uliglaze April 28, 2011

litter of kittens

n. ; multiple pieces of feces at least 2.5 courics a piece accumulated in one sitting.

"Man, I just gave birth to a litter of kittens in your upstairs restroom. My bad, nyuggah."

by Bradd A. Jones March 12, 2009

Pile of Kittens

A game where two or more people lay on each other and cuddle, like a pile of kittens.

Emily : Who's up to play pile of kittens ???

Charlynn : FOR SURE but you're on bottom !

by Sharklynn89 August 30, 2010

National E-kitten day

20 oct.
On this day all people beat e-kittens and set them on fire.

And today is about National E-kitten day, we can be happy to set them on fire.

by ldmd October 3, 2023

Internet Sex Kitten

The feminine equivalent of the internet tough guy. The internet sex kitten is a female message board poster who plays up her sexuality in an attempt in an effort to become popular with the male posters on the forum, and because internet message boards are often populated with lonely nerds, it's usually not long before she has her own following of drooling fanboys. Internet sex kittens will often exhibit any combination of the following behaviors:

- She'll claim to be bisexual and willing to participate in threesomes.
- She'll flirt shamelessly with male posters.
- If she's already in a relationship, she'll claim that her man is completely satisfied with her and that she gives him hot, wild sex all the time.
- Speaks candidly about her blowjob skills, or other sexual techniques.
- Admits that she loves watching porn.
- Posts pictures of herself looking into the camera with a sultry gaze (if the picture is from the neck up, you can bet that she's fat).

Ultimately, the Internet Sex Kitten is a combination of an attention whore and a cock tease. Lonely male forum posters will jump through hoops to win her approval, but it's rare that they'll ever interact with her outside of a message board or chat room.

"HottieGirl69 just started a 'favorite sexual fantasy' thread and already her fan club has turned it into a online flirt session. I'm getting sick of HottieGirl69 and all of her Internet Sex Kitten behavior."

by You Can't Kill the Metal January 30, 2008

kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004