keenanober

1. a bitchy chick that tries to be cool by being a dumb ass but then everyone hates her for it.
2. a girl that poops on a guys chest after doing anal cuz she used to much lube and tried to catch it.

Person 1: So what happened with u and that chick
Person 2: Dude... she keenanobered me.
Person 1: (horrified look) burn your skin!

by mitchf April 5, 2007

Koenker

Attempting gymnastics while extremely intoxicated. Resulting in serious injury to ones face

Did you see his face? Looks like he pulled a Kaoenker while trying to do that front flip off the front porch

by Beau Bokelman September 12, 2003

Koenigsegg

Koenigsegg is a slow car and better known as honda. The honda civic is a lot faster and more comfortable than the koenigsegg gemera. The honda civic has a top speed of 272km/h while the koenigsegg gemera whas a top speed of 234 km/h.

Eric: "Is that Samuel von koenigsegg"

Dave: "Don't you mean Samuel von Honda"

by Christian Von Koenigsegg May 27, 2020

Kenani

A fat fuck that sits infront of the computer... All Day eating and CYBERING....

KENANI can you help me with my homework now!?!?

by Neil Capo January 31, 2009

KENAN

Kenan: someone who is a neckass and like skittles. this person also usually messes with peoples cars. ugly and spends Fridays messing with fast food employees

Boy ya look like Kenan

by GINGERSNAP193 August 25, 2017

Koenigstein

A German and Ashkenazic Jewish variant of "Koenig" or "King"; and in some cases, "Koenig" may well be a variant of "Kohein"-- given that the German "Koenig" means "King" and koheinim (priests) were the head caste in Ancient Israel.

Woody Allen was born as a "Koenig", but not a "Koenigstein".

by Nickidewbear August 22, 2011

koenarpseatcock

A koenarpseatcock is when a white cunt eats cock then licks it then spits under the foreskin

Dude 1: I just did a koenarpseatcock
Dude 2: Ouch

by KoenArpsHasAVeryMoistyPencil March 17, 2021