jake kelly

To pick the biggest of bogies while steaming off a fart
by Ronnie Pickering69 March 24, 2019
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annabelle kelly

People named this are probably very pale because the name has Irish roots. There hair is probably drop dead gorgeous.
Damn she’s pale, must be an Annabelle Kelly.
by OkBommerIsGay December 01, 2019
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victoria kelly

greatest person you’ll ever meet and isn’t a fake bitch!!! also is kylie’s bestfriend
by victoriakellylover October 10, 2018
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preston kelly

Also known as "Spotty Dotty" this petite bundle of joy is the perf combination of class, sass, looks, tits, ass, sluttiness, and intelligence. Fellas grab her while she's hott.
"Preston Kelly, what's the deal for tonight?"
" Umm well I have to go to the library and stay up with my studies but after that i'll go to Bob's and drop it like it's hot on the dance floor and one of these fratastic boys will come swoop me up, hehe. "
" you're a goddess"
by The Trapper Keeper December 10, 2007
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kelly rae

"did you see Kelly raes boobs?"
"ya they're tits are the size of my head." "puck is lyfe for kell."
by kelly rae November 21, 2014
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R. kelly

The best damn child molester since the fall of the Roman empire. It is also said by some that he "raps" this has yet to be desided in court.
Man if I could R. Kelly half as good as dat guy I wouldn't even need all this candy/puppies/neverland ranch!
by R@ygold gives you wings! April 02, 2006
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R. Kelly

African-American male in his late 30's who (very often) haves sex with underage females. Police raided his home and found digital video tapes which were obtained by the Chicago Police Department, but they eventually got released to the public somehow and ended up being sold from the back on vans on city street corners. He is also known for his marriage to the late R&B singer, Aaliyah. They secretely married in 1994. At the time of the marriage, she was only 15. Illegal. He is now facing trial and several charges of Child Pornography have been dropped. It is a very-simple case. They have proof right in front of their faces. Obviously, Guilty.
R. Kelly having sex with a girl who is under the age of 18, is illegal.
by Courvoisier June 02, 2004
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