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John

by loljoker February 5, 2019
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John

Asshole, bitch, legally blind, DID I MENTION ASSHOLE
by Bronnon October 3, 2019
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John

1. A Toilet

2. A man who pays for services from a prostitute.

3. A young man: Tall, darkish brown hair that goes light in the summer, and tan skin that goes light in the winter.

He has a kind smile and even kinder personality, and is somewhere between a stereotypical surfer dude smoking joints with his buddies every other weekend and the good ol' southern boy who knocks on your door 15 minutes early with flowers and a drawl that makes your mom melt.
1. "I need to go hit the John, be right back."

2. "I've heard this John pays well: let's just hope he's worth it."

3. "OH MY GOD MIJA I LOVE YOUR BOYYYYFRIENDDDDD JOHN!!!"
by HackMeBiatchez January 7, 2020
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John

John:John is a very cute smart funny person and every thing a girl can ask for and his smile is so cute and contagious he’s and amazing guy he has a lot of stuff he doesn’t tell anyone but then he finds
A girl that he can trust and tells them everything and he may not thing people love him but people love him more that he thinks and he need to open up a little more often but he is very caring and if I were you I wouldn’t mess with his girlfriend or family if
You do you better run he is very athletic and strong 💪 he is soooooooo cute🥵 he can be a jerk some times but he’s a really good guy and any girl would be lucky to have him John Wooten if you ever see this just know that I will always love you no matter what btw this is Joselyn love you 😘 ❤️🥵
John: #hot af # awesome #probably has a big dick
# strong andAthletic 💪 #caring #really caring
by Joselyn f November 7, 2019
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John

by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019
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John

The motherfucker who told lies about me,and kissed me in 1st grade but he a scared bitch.
Johns crush:Hey do you know John?
Me: Ya that big headed dumbo lookin as bitch then ya =l
by JackieChan13 March 11, 2019
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John

Be back bro, I gotta use the John real quick.
by m0ca May 20, 2019
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