joel coughlan

A phrase used to compared someone's intelligence to the minimum possible

'You are almost as stupid as Joel Coughlan

by NatHemel May 28, 2018

Joel K

Plays valorant but is only plat 1. He likes rocket league especially at 1am. Has a tiny penis and gets no women and is also turkish

Joel K threw my game

by My Mummy is Funny March 5, 2023

Joel Joby

Your favourite microsoft tech support person. He is also a gloryhunter and supports teams like mumbai city fc and fc goa. He has no friends. Also likes michael kolala.

Michael: which team do you support.
Henry: man city

Michael: your just like joel joby.

by Eremisisgooddog123 September 24, 2023

Take a Joel

When, upon arriving at a work site involving manual labor, the supervisor of the job walks around for a while not doing anything while younger workers unload the truck and begin the job. This walk around the property is usually followed by said supervisor leaving the job site to get a tool he 'forgot' or just go get coffee. Taking a Joel never lasts less than seven minutes and can be performed by anyone, anywhere, to delay the start of real work.

Chris- Shit, I cant believe we have to dig out a septic system at seven thirty in the morning, fuck this.
Stephen- Dude, lets take a joel, that should kill some time nicely.

by hacktavist August 11, 2010

Joel Johnson

A person who thinks that they're really funny and doesn't know that they aren't.

"He's a real Joel Johnson"

by Harredddd October 11, 2016

Joel Robinson

A act of forcefully shoving a kebab into someone’s nostrils and keeping it there for 7 weeks then taking it out letting snot and bacteria pore out all over the place

Yo Finn lets do a Joel Robinson on connor

by Trevor tummer December 1, 2019

Joel Monaghan

Getting a head job from ugly women

Man I was pissed last night, I got this HJ from this ugly bitch. I felt like Joel Monaghan.

by Cometh the dog November 7, 2010