Jill

1) A premature ejaculator. Fast nutter
Adj. Donkey show performing artist
2) A Karen

I think ThatJill called the fire department on us for shooting fireworks at each other.
That jill keeps complaining about the volume of our music, somebody needs laid.

by Ghengis-khan979 March 13, 2024

Sloppy Jill

Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.

“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy jill, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”

by Nutfw March 23, 2024

Pull a Jill

When you leave a double-number tile unresolved in a game of dominos, like Jill does all the time.

I removed me double, see? I wouldn't pull a Jill like that...

by HunterToo July 7, 2022

Jilles

Person who thinks he's in L9

Look at that jilles, running it down in the pisslow

by jac4043 July 15, 2022

Jill

Jill is one of those selfish sluts that like to get in her own way, she may look and sound like a dead toad that caught a virus and moves around like one, Jill may have fake friends just because she wants to move around acting like top shit when you can see the dead toad in her, do not trust a Jill.

Sam: Is that Jill?
Ken: Nah that’s a toad.

by Name_me001 July 17, 2022

The Jill Effect

When you’re really drunk and/or high and any girl above a 5.8 becomes at least an 8.7

Drunk Bro: Dude that girl is so fucking hot.
Sober Bro: Nah man she’s like a 6, it’s just The Jill Effect.
Drunk Bro: Nah dude she bad asf
Sober Bro: I’m telling you dude she’s not that hot, you’re just drunk.
Drunk Bro: Damn u right…I think I need to go lay down.

by Yeeeeedawggggie July 31, 2022

Jill

Jill asked for your Facebook password the first week you started dating. She makes more money than you and has a GPS under the front left wheel of your 80's silver Mustang. Good luck besting her 10" vibrator named Tyree.

You're an absolute cunt, Jill. Good luck running your Anal Krappa Krappa sorority. And for the love of God, clean it once in a while.

by SororityJill July 3, 2022