Jens

A little god allso known as a sexy beast

A Jens is a frequent masturbater
I felt like a Jens after masturbating 10 times Yesterday
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Jens

A man so old people think he is retired 50 years ago. Makes more money than most people, but haven't used any of them
Since 1953 when he bought an ice cream for his wife.
Oh my fucking god, is that Jens walking over there??? I thought it was a dinosaur
by Old daddy May 13, 2017
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Jens

Jens is a boys name, used usually in Scandinavia.
He is Nice, smart and charming. The most charismatic person you’ll meet!

He has great hair and style, but watch out.
Jens will have you wrapped around his finger in no time.
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Jen

or Jennifers are known for their affinity for kicking anybody named Eli or Elijah’s ass. Assimilated by caretakers into the practice of ass-kicking from birth, it is a natural instinct for Jens (kuczynskis jennifis) to gravitate towards ass-kicking exclusively that of the Eli (martinus elijus) species.
Everyone come quick Jen is gonna beat Eli’s ass!!!
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Will kick anyone named “Elijah” or “Eli”’s ass.
Word on the street is Jen is gonna kick Eli’s ass???
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Jens

Nice Person who is always honest. He'll be your best friend if you'll be honest to him.
I would like to be a Jens.
by Yokoyaner January 03, 2017
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Jens is a hot kind smart and funny person. He will be there for you and will support you always . He will not judge or discriminate. Jens is very wanted and liked by everyone around him. He does not hesitate to tell you his feelings and will be open and honest with you. Jens is like nobody else, you should be extremely overjoyed if you are lucky enough to have a Jens in your life.
I wish Jens was my boyfriend
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