Flap-jacking

Flatulence while sitting on the floor of a shower.

After a combination of Indian food and a long night, Susan often finds herself the next dat flap-jacking during her morning shower.

by Professor Know-A-Lotta March 9, 2021

Juice Jacking

When a female steals a used condom after having sex, with the sole purpose of insemination.

Drake: man that girl screamed when she tried juice jacking me but didn't realize I poured hot sauce in there.

by m3rc10us January 31, 2022

Booger Jacking

The act of collecting boogers over a period of time and allowing them to harden. Then put them in a sock, and use that sock to jack off.

Dude, did you hear about Frank's wife catching him Booger Jacking?

by FalafelWaffle March 12, 2022

Uber Jacking

A game of speed where the person calls for a uber (or any ride share service) and starts and attempts to jack off to completion before the uber arrives. For every minute spent jacking over the time the uber shows us is the amount of dollars tipped to the driver

I decided to start uber jacking before work and my driver almost left.

by Daldameht April 23, 2022

Drive-by Jacking

When your on base and a NCO drives by in their car and proceeds to Jack you up

I just got a Drive-by Jacking by the base RSM

by SgtTiss March 18, 2022

i cant tell if i am joking

An instagram meme page that went downhill but still has loyal followers

weirdo 1: dude you have heard i_cant_tell_if_i_am_joking ???

normal person: no?? lol whats that

weirdo 2: i cant tell if i am joking is a meme page- the admins are weird and the posts are too. BUT ITS RLLY ADDICTING, also it had kind of been going downhill BUT i am a loyal follower‼️ been here since 64 followers

by SpencerReidsBooks September 4, 2021

Jacking Off

Engaging in extremely an extremely unproductive activity (a la doing nothing and having ur balls in ur hands) while you could be actively doing something that would benefit you or other people around you.

Zhiqian goddamnit stop jacking off in that corner and help me lift this sofa

by D "Sentry" C July 7, 2011