A dumb ant who plows children and eats orange peels. Possibly a mysterious tractor scammer. Just make sure you get him that 2007 John Deere 9860 STS combine.
by Dumb_birdddddyyy April 14, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. A nice kind man but can also get on your nerves but you can’t help but get over him but don’t be surprised that he might ask for booty pics
by Shortbean November 22, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. A pussy ass bitch. No one wants to be a jacob. They have no fuckin nuts and no friends because their girlfriends are more important. If you’re acting like a jacob, a worthless piece of shit, you should probably just kill your self.
Matt: Brett, why are your nuts in your girlfriends purse?
Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude
Brett: because I bow down to mommy. Or else she’ll choke me out.
Matt: quit being such a fuckin jacob dude
by Buttshava January 19, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. That one person that is short and wears glasses and has a mest up hairline also known as gay midget hacker
by Ham7247 April 1, 2019
Get the Jacobmug. Big ni🅱️🅱️a jacob. Very dumb and is a faggot. Only a half faggot unlike others Beware big ni🅱️🅱️a. Eats soap and throws up. Will eat your ass for a penny.
by Bdkdjrvdjdb December 10, 2018
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is always gay. He loves toes and james charles a little too much. He loves to sneak up on you when your in the shower and wash your back. In summary, jacobs mad sus.
by Urmumsdentures July 23, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. A fuckin bitch fuck that throws an open mayonnaise packet at you at summer camp and continues to call you a dick afterwords.
by Jonson McNally November 23, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.