A kind hearted person who tries (and fails) to make an honest living. He commits crime so he may one day retire with his best friends, Bubbles and Ricky. He is always holding a drink (most often Rum and Coke with ice), and it almost never spills. On top of that, he only gets drunk from Swish, a homemade alcoholic drink.

Mrs. Peterson"But listen, youve had enough to drink today"
Julian"Ive only had a couple drinks today-"
P"Please dont drink anymore, thats your 5th one"
J"Ive only had a couple, im not drunk, y'know, Im just having a couple"
P"You're going to be if you drink that all"
J"Well i dont get drunk, i drink more than like the average person"
P"...okay"

Julian by ShadowyRAT June 19, 2022

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Julian

julian is a great guy who loves to have fun and ladies, he practices sex all night plus, by the time all julians are 14 they have an 8 incher julian probably is really buff and athletic with black or dark brown hair and brown/hazel eyes and he will be the best frien or boyfriend you will ever have because he is searching for the right lady constantly

i wish i could pull girls like julian does and he dont even like those girls because he wants the 'right girl'

julian is so hot and so good in bed i love him

Julian by jujudaddy July 7, 2022

Julian

Julian is a sexy ass kid with really dark hair and all the ladies love him Julian is also a quandillionare and will spoil you he is also very good at skateboarding and sex with a 2 feet penis, he is known as the TOP-G.

OMG look at @juliantheposer on instagram he is so sexy

Julian by not juliantheposer on insta July 14, 2022