John

A person who’s loyal to u and won’t let anyone hurt u. He’s always there for u. He chill funny and helpful,

“I wanna hangout with John he’s cool and chill.”

by Essketit 1134 March 17, 2019

John

The motherfucker who told lies about me,and kissed me in 1st grade but he a scared bitch.

Johns crush:Hey do you know John?
Me: Ya that big headed dumbo lookin as bitch then ya =l

by JackieChan13 March 11, 2019

John

Is usually a very sarcastic and funny person. He loves to laugh and be loud. Even though he annoys the majority of people he is around, everyone loves to have a good laugh with or at him. He tends to like people named Teia, Teia, Teia, and Teia. He also tends to like memes and laugh uncontrollability. He is a decent person, and a good friend to have. He also usually prefers academics to sports. He is also a video game or youtube freak. He likes people to laugh at him even when he is doing the granny panty. "Housekeeping!" Also, Teia is secretly in love with John but acts like she isn't because she's embarrassed. :( also kinda likes Austin ;/

What is that sound, it's almost like a girl laugh, wait never mind it's just John.

by Nicholeeee337 June 13, 2019

John

An asian boy who goes to the murphy and who likes shie.

“john is mines”

shie said.

by Anonymous😂 (murphy head6) June 1, 2019

John

Usually a boy with brown hair. You are soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny and love red cars. Sometimes you can put yourself before others but you are a tiger when it comes to standing up for others. You will own a Ferrari and will marry a girl named Susan. You hate running sports but will play football. You will like John!

Is that John in that red car?

by Hermione_Hogwarts1111 April 19, 2019

John

A dumb person. The funniest person alive

John is so funny

by MyBestFriendAlex June 25, 2019

John

a very nice person who bullys aaliyah and is roberts bestfriend

hi john

by fgi3bg March 11, 2019