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internet whore

a person who goes on the internet and meets people and then ask them to take off there clothes or justs meet random guys on the internet to make her boyfriend jelouse
Richie: hey peter whats up?
peter nothing i think ashleys cheating on me
Richie: with who?
Peter: some guy she meet on the internet i read one of there im's and she asked him to take his clothes off
Richie: Shes such an internet whore
by want2befree13 January 15, 2006
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internet friends

1. something that i need

2. people who you meet online and you instantly become friends b/c of your common interests

3. also could be dangerous b/c you don’t know who those ppl r and they could cyberbully you
basic internet friends
Girl 1: hey

Girl 2: hi

G1: im marise, whats ur name?

G2: im lucille. Nice to meet u. so r u excited for ..... *becomes instant friends*

*a year later g1 surprises g2 at a local park*

G2: omg its you!!! Finally

*runs to each other, high pitched squeals, crying and hugging*
by marise lucille December 27, 2017
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Internet Hate Machine

A group of deprived, psychotic, individuals who call themselves Anonymous and live on the internets. Their only reason for living is to make others lives a living hell.
Because of the internet hate machine, we had to buy a dog and curtains.
by a­nonymous January 16, 2008
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Internet Elbow

Term given to the holes found on the elbow of a sleeve of a non-computer mouse holding side of a shirt. Believed to be primarily caused by resting non-mouse elbow on arm rests or desks. Occurs most frequently when shirt is dry cleaned.
Dude 1: Hey dude, you've got Internet Elbow.
Dude 2: Huh?
Dude 1: You've got a gaping whole on the elbow of your shirt! Clean yourself up man!
by RafaD May 2, 2007
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Internet White knight

Internet White Knight also known as White Knight's, are individual's whom are usually quick to defend those which are assumed to be female. White Knights have expectations that some brownie points will be earned for defending women on the internet. Internet White Knights are notable on most online video games and are often easily to spot after trolling females.

Internet White knights never get laid, nude pictures, phone numbers, or any type of reward when saving the damsel in distress.
BoBtheTaco: Hey John watch this.

PornTrooper: Okay.

BoBtheTaco: Hey elizabeth2010 isn't your call of duty to the
kitchen?

XxEm0Soldier420xX: Hey leave her alone you fat ugly nerd.

BoBtheTaco: saving her won't get you in her pants Internet White Knight.
by FloodedFloors September 21, 2010
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Internet Troll

A person who posts remarks or comments onto internet forums or message boards in an attempt to get someone to comment negatively to it and to redirect attention onto himself. Usually, these remarks are controversial, stupid, off-topic, inflaming, illogical, or childish. Sometimes, the comments are enough to enrage the people in the forum to want to respond back with their own negative remarks which starts a flame war and changes the topic and attention of the discussion. Since, internet trolls are attention whores, this is exactly what they want since they probably don't get enough attention in real life and needs someone else to acknowledge their self-worth and existence. Nowadays, they are commonly found infesting internet forums and websites such as the GameFAQS Message Boards, youtube (most notably in the comments section), moviecodec, rpgcodex and many others. It is best to ignore them unless you want flame wars to engulf the forum.
An internet troll is an attention whore who posts stupid comments onto websites in an attempt to get a reaction towards him (usually negative) and in an attempt to get someone else to acknowledge their pathetic, insignificant lives since they don't receive that sort of attention in real life.
by Pfarrer October 1, 2014
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interneteer

One who is good at the internet. For example, you can find quality links, something funny, good songs.

To be a great interneteer you have to be able to provide something (site, vid, etc.) without much conscious thought.

It's not uncommon for an interneteer to earn many Internets on a daily basis.
You: I'm bummed out. Got something funny?

Me: Check this out link here.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

I'm the interneteer there.
by Dr. John Eckyll July 15, 2009
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