by DB8907 June 1, 2009
Get the Illards mug.A defect in ability to reason objectively and think abstractly, especially prevalent among politicians, bureaucrats, and other members of the establishment. Basically, it is the inability to compare 2 analogous things, when one of them is legal and the other is illegal. For example, comparing the harms of an illegal activity with a legal one, or taxes to extortion racket, or the government to the mafia.
The perfect example of the illegality logic loop: someone might claim,
“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”
“Why not?” you would ask.
“Because one’s illegal.”
“Why is it illegal?”
“Because it’s harmful.”
“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”
“You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one.”
“Why not?” you would ask.
“Because one’s illegal.”
“Why is it illegal?”
“Because it’s harmful.”
“Don’t we need to compare the harms to determine if an activity should be illegal? …(long pause)… “You can’t compare the harm of a legal activity with an illegal one!”
by russianboy3185 October 18, 2015
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Stealing or jewwing the items received from a kill that he didn't get. Mostly used in Fortnite but can also be used in other games like stealing an overload during raids in OSRS.
"Wtf he's pulling an Ilker"
"Oh shit I'm becoming an ilker" *commits suicide*
"Don't ever pull an ilker"
"Oh shit I'm becoming an ilker" *commits suicide*
"Don't ever pull an ilker"
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Get the Illee mug.It is when a group of men gather together and perform bukkake on a danish. The danish is left alone in a safe place for a few months. The danish is then given to someone for their consumption and enjoyment.
"Fucking faggot. Let's make an illegal danish to screw him over for that."
"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"
"Wow guys, this illegal danish is really great!"
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Get the illrapeyourface mug.He got booked for 3 years in mariner jail for the possesion of a cell phone on mariners school country teratory.
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