Ian

The wimpiest guy you know. May be used as any and all synonyms for the female genitalia. Some names may be considered too vulgar, but worry not! There is literally no name "too mean" to be used in reference to an Ian.

Man, that guy is such an Ian!

by IMANIAN May 28, 2013

Ian

The world's largest asshole he doesn't have a dad and everyone hates him.also his moms a slut.

I hate Ian..

by Hixxxp March 4, 2016

ian

Someone who acts defensive and tells fake stories and tells a random fact a day. Also is one who is really defensive and likes penises.

Dude, quit being an ian.

by paperfacecut March 14, 2010

Ian

The kind of guy that ikes to lie to his girlfriends, constantly because he gets bored playing paintball and being with his mommy bc he has no life..the name "ian" comes from Greek; Dickhole; Noun. The kind of hgobbies include..lieing;cheating;being retarded;crazy inscure;jelous;playing pauintball;being intimate with his mom;hitting chicks;calling girls stupid,airheaded,commen senceless,saying they wont have a future except being his wife and living in montana(?),and spitting on girls.:)

Ewww... You caught an Ian and his mom doing what in the closet?!

by Crazy Ex:) August 3, 2010

Ian

A term used to mean "see!" in a told you so manner. Usually said in a high pitched voice with intonation. Generally used when something happens that you knew would happen,something typical and often negative- you can then yell "Ian", "Oh Ian, obviously" , "Wiggins","Witchcraft","Waldo"

If your selfish friend steals a large handful of crisps, you can say "Ian!", or if a new band become popular and they all wear trilbies and have curly/long hair and sing in weird voices and wear skinny jeans and pointy shoes or pumps you can say "Ian".

by Nancy1090 May 28, 2008

Ian

Ian is smarter than most people. He is very competitive and sometimes rather lose his friends than an argument. Ian's are generally tall fellas who have red curly hair. It is said his beard is the most magnificent in all the land. People come from far and wide to gaze upon his godly beard. Ian is quite shy at first but once you become close to him he is one of the loudest people you can meet. People ask Ian for guidance all the time, so much so that some call him Ian the elder. Ian eats anything that is placed in front if him and is never full. He is honest loyal and will never turn away from people in need.

Did you hear about Ian's beard.

by Stynesy June 19, 2019

Ian

An absolut faggiger (Faggot-Nigger). If you know an Ian they probably want to suck your cock because they are the opitomy of gay. They could have the hottest step sister or milf that wants to fuck, but they would still abstain to fuck themselves with a dildo instead. Not to mention that Ians cock is that of an asian guy in an ice bath. They should be locked up in gay prison, or sent away to china. They like to snowboard, which is ok but still gay. If you find an Ian that likes women he is definetly bisexual. So worship him until he cheats on you with another man.

Andrew: Hey Collin have you seen the new kid.
Collin: Yeah his names Ian.
Andrew Oh fuck I have to move schools again, I don't want to be near someone so gay.
Collin: Yeah he came out of the closet to our class, I make sure I'm always atleast 30 feet away from him.
Andrew: Smart.

by OnlyFacts447 October 16, 2019