A horrible Disney Channel show.
From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):
Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.
So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.
Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.
Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".
Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
From Wikipedia(Since I'm too lazy to define it myself):
Miley Stewart is a regular teenage girl leading a normal life with the problems of zits, boyfriends, friends, parents, etc. But under the alias Hannah Montana she's a pop superstar singing sensation. Only her two best friends, Oliver and Lilly, her brother, and her dad/Manager/Producer know about her double life as a singer and she tries to keep it that way.
So in other words, it's your generic, bad acting, and in this most unfortunate event, bad SINGING Disney-Fucking-Channel show. They call this show Hannah Montana.
Don't ever watch it, or you will have to be prepared to rip your eyes and ears off. Or change the channel.
Her songs feature typical pop-style music, about her mostly singing about herself, and how she's "not your average girl".
Oh, she also has a horrible accent. Be prepared to rip your ears off.
Random Hannah Montana Lyrics:
"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"
"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
"You go the movie premieres (is that Orlando Bloom?)
Hear your songs on the radio
Livin' two lives is a little weird
But schools cool cuz nobody knows"
"I can be glam-or-ous
Just like you see in all the magazines"
by Chocolate OVERLOAD September 7, 2008
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She ('IT' rather)is a wannabe, an anorexic, fugly bitch and it will only last as long as the viewers don't realise that they are no longer toddlers.
It claims to be rock, but, i will tell you, just because it has guitars, that DOES NOT mean that it is rock.
I swear unto you reading this, that if I ever meet the fucktarded, anorexic, wannabe, fake-rocker who claims to be smart, beautiful, healthy and 100% real, I will drag her into a dark alley, I will torture her until she begs to be let go. And then, I will pull out a knife, chop off her tongue so she can't sing, then I will gouge her eyes out so she can't see anymore, and then i will slit her throat and go all the way down her front and I will leave her for the rats.
She ('IT' rather)is a wannabe, an anorexic, fugly bitch and it will only last as long as the viewers don't realise that they are no longer toddlers.
It claims to be rock, but, i will tell you, just because it has guitars, that DOES NOT mean that it is rock.
I swear unto you reading this, that if I ever meet the fucktarded, anorexic, wannabe, fake-rocker who claims to be smart, beautiful, healthy and 100% real, I will drag her into a dark alley, I will torture her until she begs to be let go. And then, I will pull out a knife, chop off her tongue so she can't sing, then I will gouge her eyes out so she can't see anymore, and then i will slit her throat and go all the way down her front and I will leave her for the rats.
*Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump are quietly talking about their upcoming tour when they hear an unholy racket coming from next door*
*Pete throws the door open and sees Hannah Montana attempting to perform rock music*
*Patrick gets pissed off and grabs a gun*
Hannah Montana: WAIT GUYS! I'm your fellow rock-
*BANG*
*Hannah Montana drops dead and Pete and Patrick throw a party to celebrate Hannah Montana's death*
*Pete throws the door open and sees Hannah Montana attempting to perform rock music*
*Patrick gets pissed off and grabs a gun*
Hannah Montana: WAIT GUYS! I'm your fellow rock-
*BANG*
*Hannah Montana drops dead and Pete and Patrick throw a party to celebrate Hannah Montana's death*
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Get the Hannah mug.An amazingly beautiful girl who takes care of her friends and makes everyone she knows smile. It is a hebrew name meaning 'grace', which, although it may not always be accurate, is mostly true. She may have a fondness for sugary foods (sugar puffs, candy bracelets etc) but she will never put on any weight, as she is naturally gorgeous, as well as most probably being blonde. Men will fall at her feet, but she will only notice the wrong ones, or ones that are completely inappropriate (justin bieber and other such losers). Although she has fairly regular blonde moments and may be perceived by some as being dumb, she is actually incredibly intelligent and wise. She stands by her friends and is generally an all-round perfect person, with more strength and intelligence than she realises, as well as the best friend anyone could ever want.
"Dude, that girl is peng!"
"Yeah, she's a total Hannah."
"Where are all the sugar puffs?"
"Hannah probably ate them."
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"Yeah, she's a total Hannah."
"Where are all the sugar puffs?"
"Hannah probably ate them."
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