To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."
James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018
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by Yeahcrazyright May 15, 2021
Get the HOWARD mug.Someone who sucks jam, jelly or marmalade out of the saggy loose folds of skin that flap and sag over the feet of their maternal grandmother.
Urgh, I just stepped in something - I bet my dog has been Howard Carring again. I'll never get the cheesy smell of grandmother flavoured jam out of the carpet now!
by Erika Mustermann March 7, 2025
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by Therealishere August 27, 2016
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John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.
by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018
Get the Howard the Duck mug.“Paul Howard” - the most unremarkable and a subhuman subspecies of the Howards and usually caught at night on trail cam performing beastiality on white tail deer.
The subhuman Paul Howard’s can be identified easily by their slowed speech, irregular cranium shape and a under developed penis that resembles a small tootsie roll, amazingly this tiny appendage is black no matter skin color.
The first example studied by Harvard professors was in 1846 and was found at the Barnum and Bailey Circus as a side show for a 5 cent piece.….amazingly the sub creature has continued to regress in all aspects
Take the tootsie roll shaped penis, as disgusting as this sounds it has regressed from 81 mm (3.18”) in 1846 down toe 54 mm (2.12”) in the last study dated August 18 2007. The penis now resembles a tootsie roll that was left in someone’s pocket in the dryer. Cranial size continues to grow in a malformed manner while the sub cortex and medulla oblongata have withered away baffling the worlds greatest minds to ask “how could such a beast procreate or even remember how to walk?
The subhuman Paul Howard’s can be identified easily by their slowed speech, irregular cranium shape and a under developed penis that resembles a small tootsie roll, amazingly this tiny appendage is black no matter skin color.
The first example studied by Harvard professors was in 1846 and was found at the Barnum and Bailey Circus as a side show for a 5 cent piece.….amazingly the sub creature has continued to regress in all aspects
Take the tootsie roll shaped penis, as disgusting as this sounds it has regressed from 81 mm (3.18”) in 1846 down toe 54 mm (2.12”) in the last study dated August 18 2007. The penis now resembles a tootsie roll that was left in someone’s pocket in the dryer. Cranial size continues to grow in a malformed manner while the sub cortex and medulla oblongata have withered away baffling the worlds greatest minds to ask “how could such a beast procreate or even remember how to walk?
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