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Homeschool

Literally hell. You lose all social life, have no friends, and eventually slip into crippling loneliness and depression.
Tim: “Homeschooling sounds great! You get to sleep in!”
Me: “no.”
by depressed_guy69 July 30, 2020
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Homeschool

A Method of torture or at least that’s how it’s many victims plea

It’s highest usage case (pre covid) was for parents (usually Christian conservative although types may vary) to control their children and what they see and how they act

There are varying tiers of homeschooling
with the worst usually being the most common unfortunately

Tier 1: Actually good, with education and socialization being well rounded with things that aren’t just some dumb church group IE Sports, Park meetups, Clubs, Partial public school etc, however it is important to note that even this tier while not being the worst is still probably not the greatest either because it’s very difficult to socialize as a kid outside of school seeing as how most kids are in school when your out

Tier 2: If you’ve fallen into this tier then congratulations because you got horrible RNG on birth and are probably super depressed right now, in this tier the parents aren’t teaching the children at all and they’re home all day with no friends and nothing to do but TV and video games (depending on circumstance you might not even have that!) the types of parents who homeschool their children this way are usually Christian conservatives who wanted to keep their child away from different views and opinions while at the same time being absolutely lazy
in this tier it’s the fuckin bible or nothing baby! And if you dare criticize these parents they’ll gaslight and mentally abuse you to no end
You: Mom can we have public school?

Mom: No we have school at home

School at home: (homeschool)
by VeryGoodwithWords April 6, 2021
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homeskillet

playa #1: what up homeskillet? how ya feelin'?
homeskillet: just chillin' watchin' the lacrosse game on the tube, ya heard??!
by R-Dizzle November 20, 2006
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homestarrunner

A web cartoon. Why people find this site funny I have no idea. I must be the only one who doesn't find it funny.
My brother showed me HomestarRunner expecting me to laugh, but I didn't.
by 5150pacer May 8, 2007
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homasexual

a woman who must undergo sexual re-assignment surgery in order to enable her to have carnal knowledge of men
Versen was shocked to learn that his boyfriend was a homasexual.
by AlainLuc May 7, 2009
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homestarrunner

The coolest guy to be around, and as funny as heck, he is anyones friend and fun to be around. Recomended for T.V. Homestar Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This does not look good for HOMESTARRUNNER.
by Tiny October 23, 2003
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Homeschool High

When a homeschooler says something about drama or is asked a question about something they said a thrid party can say "tonight... on homeschool high"

this takes much practice to master, much as a properly executed that's what she said
1st person: "so what grade are you in?"
homeschooler: "I'm a junior and a senior."
1st person: "how does that work?"
2nd person: "tonight... on homeschool high..."
by starofhomeschoolhigh November 5, 2009
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