When you are asleep and having a wet dream, and you're not sure where it is a dream or whether it's your best mate wanking you off when you're sharing a bed
Ben woke up in pure euphoria and a wet patch, he rolled over to his best friend blake sleeping next to him. His euphoria swiftly turned to shock and exclaimed "oh fuck, I've had a Schrödinger's handjob"
by Hayden Schrödinger June 24, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's handjobmug. Themselves
Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900
Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes
Those Around Them
Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me
Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
Friend 1: I just bought the newest Supreme hoodie for $900
Friend 2: Ya know, you're kind of a handjob sometimes
Those Around Them
Friend 1: I was at work today and all the customers just kept stopping directly in front of me staring at things around the store except me
Friend 2: Yea, that sounds like all your customers are a bunch of handjobs
by Handjob Bill April 15, 2022
Get the Handjobmug. A handjob, as the name implies, consisting of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppets 🤚🏼 for each finger and puts them all on prior to initiating a handjob. They then give a rigorous sensory overload handjob with 30 fingers for increased pleasure...think of it is as the ribbed condom of handjobs.
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game. So she decided to bust out the thirty finger handjob to bring it to the next level...so many fingers fro so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
Get the Thirty Finger Handjobmug. an action in which a woman will simulate her panties on a male's penis usually resulting in ejactulation on the panties
friend 1 - my girlfriend gave me an unforgettable panty handjob last night.
friend 2 I should see if my girlfriend would do it to me.
friend 2 I should see if my girlfriend would do it to me.
by Frosted1 February 12, 2025
Get the panty handjobmug. Lucas introducing metachlorians to explain The Force pissed us off so much we held him down and gave him a Bronx Handjob
by UnexpectedBacon November 10, 2024
Get the Bronx Handjobmug. The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.
Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.
2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024
Get the Halliburton Handjobmug. Damn I’m sore he/she gave me that harambe handjob last night, thought they were going to rip my dick off.
by Steve Erwin February 9, 2024
Get the Harambe handjobmug.