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The Guido

You thrust a woman(or dude) until they say that they are cumming, next quickly pull out and say "Han shot first".
So I was giving it to this chick last night. She was about to cum and bam i pulled The Guido on her.
by Steve the Mandelorian May 18, 2010
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Emily Guirola

Porn Star.
She does porn, play boy and suicide girls.
She poses nude and is a scene queen
she nice but a bitch
she is a total skank but brutally hard core honest.
Boy 1- Is that Emily Guirola naked all over the internet?
Boy 2- Yeah this is her third release
by Dime. February 14, 2010
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Guido-grease-mokney

A nicely tanned italian that is good with cars

Usually has a first or middle name of Antonio
"Hey man this Guido-grease-mokney totally helped jump my car today after school!"
by Guido-grease-monkey February 24, 2010
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Guiso

When someone is burned alive by either a drug cartel or any other associated crime organization.
Va ver guiso porque ese era el wey que me puso dedo con los marranos.
by DAN83 May 30, 2009
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gummoed

2 punk a punker !!!
69 was gummoed right in 2 jail !!! He was beyond played he was GUMMOED !!
by jskx March 24, 2019
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guido

Judging by the previous definitions, a guido must be someone who inspires a lot of haters. These haters have probably had their girlfriends stolen by a guido who actually goes to a gym and takes care of himself. It probably happened at a bar where the guido was actually having a good time dancing while the unshowered white-bread boyfriend (from Ohio with no rhythm who thinks he is a New Yorker because he has been here 3 years) was off in the corner complaining about Bridge and Tunnel people coming into the city and wishing he had downloaded that way too cool new obscure alt-rock/retro 80s (undanceable) song on his iPod.
I have no culture, ethnic food, family loyalty or rhythm of my own where I am from in Bumble F@ck USA so I make fun of guidos and pretend to be a hip New Yorker.
by Juan Cazador July 23, 2004
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GUIM

Alright I just want to set the record straight this is actually Mike's word
Guim
by Aj ` February 22, 2003
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