girlfriend upgrade

When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag

Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.

Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."

Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.

Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.

by kategspot February 11, 2012

Overseas Girlfriend

In reality, this is your male penpal who's been calling you by the wrong name since you started corresponding with him in 5th grade and you never had the balls to correct him.

Often used as the basis for your explanation of why you don't have a GF because of this girl overseas your "kind of dating".

Sorry guys, I cant play D & D with you losers tonight because I have to get on AOL instant messenger with my overseas girlfriend...

by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009

snapchat girlfriend

An emotional relationship with a girl, in which all communication takes place over Snapchat.

Bianca has become a Snapchat girlfriend; she only ever talks to Donnie over the app even though he tells her they have a "real" connection.

by Rudyr8 April 18, 2017

internet girlfriend

See also: lonely, loser, geek, nerd or mastrubation.

C'mon guys, I really DO have a girlfriend. (What he doesn't know is that his "girlfriend" is actually a 6ft-one 350lb. inmate with an internet pass in the prison library.)

by Hasenpfeffer March 19, 2005

girlfriend bomb

When a male you are interested in casually reveals that she has a girlfriend (intentionally or otherwise).

I really liked this guy, but he dropped the girlfriend bomb

by JessLouise May 9, 2008

camp girlfriend

1) the girl that teenage boy forms a relationship with while attending a summer camp. Since camp dating occurs outside of normal parental supervision and in an environment tailored for fun, camp girlfriend relationships are typically more intense and more intimate than regular relationships; participants will often explore and experiment with camp girlfriends in ways they would be too nervous to in a regular relationship. However, due to the brevity of the camp experience, these relationships leave little lasting impression. A well-adjusted teen will rarely mention his camp girlfriend to his regular friends and may forget her name by Halloween.

2) A relationship with any person, event, or idea that is taken up with great passion and fervor, only to be coolly discarded a short time later when circumstances change.

Jared's such a loser, school started a month ago and he's still talking about his camp girlfriend.

Management is making a big deal about the new TPS reports, but it's just their latest camp girlfriend. Nobody will even remember why we needed them in a couple months.

by Rrhoma August 4, 2009

Recession Girlfriend

Not necessarily the prettiest girl of the bunch, but one who works in a bar or store and can get you free stuff. A girl to have on your side.

"My friends with hot girlfriends live at home with their parents while my Recession Girlfriend serves me free drinks all night long at the bar near my own apartment."

by Fans of Mr. T...fool! July 15, 2009