Dirty Gerrit

Colloquial term in South Africa, used to describe the act of fornication with a jar of peanut butter whilst being stung by a bee. Often times the person will first be stung by a bee and then feel the sudden urge to stick their penis into a jar of peanut butter.

Daniel: I heard you were stung by a bee, are you alright?
Stephanus: Yes I am, I did a Dirty Gerrit to help calm my nerves.
Daniel: Oh, that's always the best way to deal with bee stings.

by TowelEater June 17, 2023

The Gerbil

A coworker who gets constant promotions because he is so far up the boss’s ass that he’s like a gerbil in a homo’s poop shoot.

Hear about The Gerbil? He’s a fucking director now!

by Thug wanna June 23, 2023

Thirsty Gerbil

When you lie face down on the roof of a car with a sunroof, with your penis dangling, while someone is pleasuring you with their mouth.

She was slopping my knob like a thirsty gerbil

by Rockduster February 21, 2024

Straight Gerbin' It

When your friend in any game plays like a passive pansy

"Dude he's just straight Gerbin' it right now. He just Gerb'd all over."

by Gerbiest of them all June 11, 2025

Egyptian Gerbil

Where you roll a gerbil in sand and then shove the gerbil in your urethra.

Woah bro got that Egyptian gerbil

by Bill c0sby August 7, 2025

Californian Gerbilled Catfish

It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.

Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday

by SkratFish November 17, 2025

feeding the gerbil

female masturbation, similar to 'choking the chicken'

"Where is Bethany?"

"Oh, she's feeding the gerbil, dontcha know."

by YouChubi October 23, 2008