Gary 

A man, who is somehow, always second in every thing. Second to enter the room, second in a race, gets out on the second strike, and just second in general.

Chung you are such a Gary! How did you get second in all 3 races.
GARYYYY! GARYYY! LOLOLOL SECOND.
Mad cuz bad, bad cuz second, GARY

Gary by iamcool123451234 November 28, 2018

1st Gear Snap

When one accelrates in their automobile very slowly in first gear, until 4000 RPM's are reached, and the driver mashes the accelerator to the floor. If you drive a Saturn Sl2 or compatible, you will be glued to the seat and most likely have a mental orgasm. When the second gear is reached, the driver will once again crank down on the gas pedal until redline is reached. By now, you are most likely breaking the speed limit and need to calm the F down

My friend was braggin about his honda, so I gave him a 1st Gear Snap so he would shut the F up.

1st Gear Snap by Mark LaFrance March 3, 2005

God Damn, Gary! 

When you find yourself in the presence of strangers and a simple “God damn” won’t do; “God damn, Gary!” is just the thing (All strangers are “Gary”)

God damn, Gary! That Brett Favre Can really chuck the ball!

God Damn, Gary! by cwilly3 November 25, 2009

Gary Cooper 

The BAMFiest actor of 1940's cinema. Featured commonly in Westerns and found wherever hot babes were at the time. So monumentally awesome that even dinosaurs cowered in his presence. Also, referred to in the Frank Sinatra/Taco song "Puttin' on the Ritz".

A:Did you see Gary Cooper just mack it with that babe?
B: No

A: That's because he's so awesome/smooth/quick you couldn't even notice.
B: (crying) I wish I was Gary Cooper

Gary Cooper by Theosauce September 10, 2006

guilty gear 

A game in which Bridget (the posterboy of yaoi, or shota if you go by his age) is a character in.

A Random Guy - "Damn! That girl is hot I'd hit it.
Random Guy 2 - "Dude, that's a guy."
Random Guy - "I'd still hit it."

guilty gear by Heather April 15, 2005

Garymentie 

Overly excited; Overjoyed

She was garymentie when it came time to pick a prize.

Garymentie by q_lo_ol_p May 11, 2018

Gary Fact 

To make up a fact and/or talk utter shite. Usually used when the person in question has no idea what they're talking about and wants to look like they do.

Also known as Gary Facting or simply "Facting" when someone called Gary is around. I don't make the rules...

Gary Fact Example 1

Gary - "Rrrr, Golden Virginia is so moist it's only smoked by prisoners."

Everyone else - "Idiot..."


Example 2

Gary - "Halo 3 is definitely going to have 64 player multiplayer, 32 a side in the new big team battle, I read it in a magazine."

Everyone else - "Whuuuh?"

Gary Fact by EveryoneMan December 16, 2008