Gym Wipe

A required mid-workout wipe of one's anus due to excessive sweat causing a uncomfortable itchy anal region. May also be exacerbated by greasy, wet farts induced by excessive protein intake.

Braaaaaahhh I got a great pump going here but I'm gonna have to stop for a gym wipe. I'm all itchy and a little greasy. Got the protein farts.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

gym buff

a person who's addicted to the gym

roxy gambino is such a gym buff

by unicornprincess6901 August 2, 2017

gympress

Gratuitously referencing the fact that one "works out", at every available opportunity.

Stop gympressing us Mike. Nobody wants to see your guns.

by RichieRicardo September 1, 2017

gym dog

Dick

Aye Sarah don’t fuck up my gym dog

by ReallyTheRealDirtyDan November 6, 2018

Gym Cheddar

That sweaty, cheesy amalgam that builds in the make groin crease after long, hot workouts.

I scratched my sack between sets and the ripe pungent stank of gym cheddar was all over my fingers.

I have to shower. The gym cheddar is real.

by Dick Onchin September 8, 2020

Gyabner

Gyabner is not normal. Gyabner is simply different. GAZER GAZER SCOOZY ELIMINATOR! But he's not a rapper.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Oh my god, it's Gyabner.

by The Real Definitions. November 26, 2020

gyet manmanw

fuck your mom

yo gyet manmanw!

by chawony September 30, 2021