Smash my gnome

To masturbate.

I'm going to go home, turn on some porn and smash my gnome for a bit.

by Kloe Khaotic September 27, 2009

Bald Field Gnome

1. Sean McGraw 2. A person who is a pansy and takes things way to seriously. 3. Academy brat

Sean McGraw got mad and decided to go to the Naval Academy

by Anonymous June 7, 2003

nut cheese gnome

the sweat traped between your gooch and your sac and when you scratch it comes off.

dav i was visited by the nut cheese gnome at work today.

by the squeege August 22, 2006

peach gnome

peach gnome (nome) : Peace Negro :
it comes from the southern wiggers. the history basicly stems from a girl miss pronouncing peace as peach , and another crack head saying gnome when he was afraid of being called a rascist.

Per a: talk to ya later dude!

per b: "Peach Gnome !"

by Marius Erikson May 11, 2004

kingdom hall gnome

A feeling that makes you not do wrong things, often found in young teens

The night when James broke the oil pan on the Kia, he should of listened to Josh's feeling of a kingdom hall gnome.

by Josh March 26, 2003

Gnomeo and Juliet: Sherlock Gnomes

An all around amazing movie, that can compete with the likes of Titanic and Citizen Kane. Without a doubt the best movie you have ever seen. It is priceless!

YPo have you seen that knew Sony movie? I mean its no Gnomeo and Juliet: Sherlock Gnomes, but its up there!

by strangerinpink May 10, 2018

Gardern Gnome Syndrome (GGS)

A less familiar Scottish adage used for students:
When a student does poorly on an assignment/test/quiz and is frustrated for the long hours devoted to studying. So frustrated, the student feels the urge to murder the/insert into the teacher responsible with a garden gnome.

student 1: SHIT! 45% WTF? I STUDIED FOR THREE HOURS!
student 2: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?
student 1: Sorry, my Gardern Gnome Syndrome (GGS) flaired up.

by Fizzle1234561 January 8, 2010