person: Im going to kill you and your family
wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them
wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them
by TRUE_FACTS444 March 04, 2022
In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.
Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small
by liljjblingbling December 20, 2023
A drive powered by pure friendship in order to travel between systems and planets
Originates from the game Elite:Dangerous and the ship’s voice when you engage your FSD(Frame Shift Drive)
Originates from the game Elite:Dangerous and the ship’s voice when you engage your FSD(Frame Shift Drive)
by SuperUnicums May 03, 2021
An entirely hypothetical situation in which is straight man and a straight woman are friends without one or both harboring secret sexual desires for the other.
Guy 1: Me and Lucy are in such a healthy plutonic friendship.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
Guy 2: Just tell her you want to blow her back out.
by Professor Butthurt April 17, 2024
A friendship hug is where an individual will hug another person and stealthily stick a finger up the other person's anus.
*hugs*
Guy one: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy two: What bro? It's just a friendship hug. You know, 'cause we're best bros.
Guy one: YOU JUST STUCK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!
Guy two: Chill bro! Friendship hugs are the best kind of hugs.
Guy one: DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!
Guy two: What bro? It's just a friendship hug. You know, 'cause we're best bros.
Guy one: YOU JUST STUCK YOUR FINGER UP MY ASS!
Guy two: Chill bro! Friendship hugs are the best kind of hugs.
by Da.real.space.cadet December 14, 2018
A person that is so desperate for attention and approval, that they let their friends treat them like crap, and make them feel like they doesn’t matter
Person 1 : hey man, that’s not cool you shouldn’t let your friends treat you like that
Person 2 : no, it’s OK. I’d rather them make me feel bad then them leave me I’m a friendship cuck
Person 2 : no, it’s OK. I’d rather them make me feel bad then them leave me I’m a friendship cuck
by Doodoofart6996 October 12, 2023
by Sluggers March 27, 2018