Chinese Firing Squad

A term used when referring to you or your teammates death in a videogame, most often a shooter game. The term is used when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, the enemy unloads sever bullets into you at random and kills you insanely fast without a second to react. This term is often used to convey anger and frustration over the form in which you were just killed. The term derives from the form of execution used in China in the 1900's where a line of 10 to 20 men with rifles would repeatedly shoot one or more targets as a form of execution.

Person 1: "Holy shit, where did they come from?"
Person 2: "I don't know dude, fucking Chinese Firing Squad."

by JackAttack1U January 30, 2024

Mass Firing

When a company fires 1 employee.
The workplace subsequently turns into the purge.

Jr Engineer: I heard one of the other engineers was fired last month.
Sr Engineer: First time surviving a mass firing?
Jr Engineer: Yea just glad I survived
Sr Engineer: You survived ... this round...

by Radiotrophic Gint November 29, 2023

Hip firing

Firing a gun from your hip to reduce recoil

The gun has to much recoil so I started hip firing

by Benny Bublé December 17, 2024

bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.

Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.

by QuacksO January 29, 2025

Newfie firing squad

Canadian version of a "Mexican stand off"

See

Youtube- RCMP Musical Ride at Queen's 90th Birthday to "Maple Leaf Forever"

The state sanctioned death penalty for Constitutional charges in Canada is death by RCMP Newfie Firing squad.

by Modern Women August 25, 2025

Fuck-finding

Fuck-finding is a term used in the Swinging community. It is where one half of a couple auditions another potential playmate, with a view to inviting them into future three, four or moresomes.

Darling, my fuck-finding mission this morning was a complete success. She’s keen to meet us next weekend.

by Darren and Cath December 19, 2025

Nine to Fiving

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.

Yo Ian is nine to fiving right now.

by starkhitecture January 22, 2011