Mother Ficker

You spelled it wrong dumb ass

your such a mother ficker

by gorillamaster101er March 20, 2012

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rainbow fucker

A rainbow fucker is when you fuck so many different or races that people call you a "rainbow fucker."

I have fucked Shaniqua, Changying, and Jennifer.

Damn dude, you're a rainbow fucker.

by Señor Savage January 5, 2017

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Any person of humble social origins who aspires to be a member of a higher and / or more affluent social circle. In order to qualify as a 'social climber' this person must first and foremost be an utter liar and one who will stop at nothing to shamelessly promote themselves above their social standing and ABILITY. For example, they went to a Polytechnic which suddenly translates into Eton followed by Durham University. They bullshit to the Boss about how hard working they are at the expense of their truly industrious, focused subordinates. In other words they are capricious and will stop at nothing to fuck you over and get promoted. They think they've 'made it' to the higher echelons when they've acquired a low spec BMW or Audi Q5 (insert name and model of other expensive motor vehicle) even though they had to take out a high interest dodgy loan to 'buy' this 'bauble'. They gossip and slag everyone off; they call people 'tramps' and such like when they look like shit themselves. The social climber will typically try to associate with completely higher ranking people, thus living beyond their means and totally ignore those of a lesser rank than themselves (particularly at social functions). It's all smoke and mirrors, networking and consolidation loans. They are so self indulgent that they fail to realise that their act is paper thin and their betters laugh at how ridiculous they are.

Person A: I've secured myself an invite to the Colonel's Dining Out.
Person B: Really, I didn't know about that.
Person A: (Smug) Of course you didn't, you're on duty call out anyway and your wife has to baby sit for us.
Person B: What, again? Fuck off you social climbing fakers.

Man: But I can't even play golf, what the deuce? I don't even own golf clubs!!!
Ambitious Wife: Buy some on the credit card. The big boss plays golf and you need to network!!!
Man: Yes your Highness.

by TheManWhoDestroyedTheClique October 18, 2012

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Ur godfather a dog fucker

This insult dwarfs ur granny tranny, ur dad lesbian and ur mom gay. This insult can end someone’s life just by saying it

Peter: “Carl, ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny.”
Carl: “ur godfather a dog fucker”
Peter: *dies*

by Paulffaaggoooott515 March 13, 2018

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grandmother fucker

someone who, willfully or against his or her will, engages in sexual intercourse with someone who has grandchildren.

the person with grandchildren doesn't need to be the actual person's grandmother.

Rob: Dude, what happened at the bar last night?

Tim: didn't you see? I was talking to that old lady from the back there.

Rob: how old was she,

Tim: i don't know but when I got back to her house her grandchildren were running all over the place so I took her to the basement, put a sock in her mouth and fucked her. After about 10min her grand kids came down and started watching.

Rob: WTF you nasty ass grandmother fucker!

by Rockman01 July 27, 2010

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Blow this fucker down

To smite someone using the unholy powers of kickass and pure rock.

Peter: HEY GUYS!
Bob: Aw fuck! It's the douchebag who follows us around all the time!
Bill: It's time to blow this fucker down.
Peter: So what do you want to do because I think you're like my friends even though you obviously hate me and stuff. And, what are you doing with those guitars and amp- OH SHIT!
*Head explodes and the corpse falls into Hell*

by Bobby the Retard February 5, 2008

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