fruit by the foot

an extremely long cock that has to be unrolled out of the pants much like a fruit by the foot has to be.

Hey, that guy's got a fruit by the foot!

by Band President May 27, 2005

ninja foot

The effect produced by a woman's tight clothes conforming to the shape of her vulva. Often seen in bathing suits, or other spandex-like form fitting clothing. Named for the phenomenon's visual resemblance to the stockinged foot of a ninja wearing sandals.

See also: wordcamel toe/word

by Ninja Bob June 20, 2003

foot fuck

when you go to your local kroger's or handy andy and buy a big tub of manteca (lard) then get a girl back to your place and you both dip your feet in it. Then you put your erect, manteca-covered toe in her vagina until she oozes. Then she masturbates you with her goopy feet until you squirt your man chowder. It feels like heaven and if you do this once a week it will improve your outlook on life.

Devin: Hey sweety can you stop by handy andy on your way home and pick up some manteca?
Jason: Why are you cooking?
Devin: Nope. I wanna foot fuck.
Jason: That sounds great! Isn't life swell?
Devin: Yes! Yes it is!

by captain delicious December 21, 2009

elephants foot

when a womens pants pull up her vagina's lips and its way to big to call it a camel's toe

when toms mom fetched little Ann out of the baby pool isaw her elephant's toe

by banginlangan May 23, 2004

pussy foot

tom foolery! or another term for messing around

Stop pussy footing around, theres work to be done!

by Sirk7101 November 1, 2007

SWAMP FOOT

smelly sweaty feet.

"my wife calls me swamp foot!"

by steve harvey November 20, 2003

foot lettuce

The last thing that you or anyone would want on their burger. (From the fast food chain Burger King)
Derives from the latin words Forae and Letese.

Brad: Yo man I just found some hecking foot lettuce on my burger king burger.
Chuck: Yo that sucks, man, that happened to me last week.

by BiggestBoy May 10, 2018