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fat knacker

contrary to popular belief the term 'fat knacker' is quite often used to insult someone who is not actually fat. But who is stuffing their amply sized gob full of something a fat person would eat.
Implies that they get knackered whilst eating hence the term fat knacker.
Also can be used to describe someone who is just insanely fat and gets tired shuffling to the fridge.

(note: i have absolutely nothing against fat people, the term fat knacker would only be used (in my case) to describe someone fat and a total ass wipe)
WTF! you're going back for another hamburger? you better hurry up and eat that then you fat knacker!

Fat Person: 'Ha! look at that bitch Lucy over there'
Me: Shut the fuck up you fat knacker!
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O-Fat

Old Fogies Against Technology
My grandmother showed signs of being an O-Fat when she exclaimed, "Texting? What is a texting? Like a typewriter? Some kind of large keyboard? That is too advanced for the children of today."
by Kaembouchrown O. October 7, 2008
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Holiday Fat

n. Any form of sizeable and visible or malleable lipid gained under the skin throughout the general period of a holiday, due to excessive indulgence in edibilities.
"Jeez, man, check out my holiday fat... Muffin top, love handles, the complete set (Y)"
"Ewwwww..."
by chchchewy January 1, 2010
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fat fuckery

The act of engaging in activities that only a fat fuck would engage in, i.e. being fat and annoying.
That fucking fat fuck won't bang his hot ass wife just because he has PTSD. That's some serious fat fuckery right there.
by Jormungandr December 8, 2015
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fat storming

When a person of large body mass physically or verbally abuses someone else.
Djuane told the treatment team that nurse Harriet was fat storming him after he called another patient a "nasty ass bitch."
by Eric Reuth December 22, 2015
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Fat Happy

The euphoric happy feeling that accompanies a stomach that is very full after a good meal.
Oh... my stomach hurts, that was sooo good, I'm so fat happy...
by fatquix March 10, 2010
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