farping

To eat cum out of your partner's butt after anal sex.

There was some serious farping going on after Mike and Angelos had anal last night.

by Chadlev March 9, 2007

Man Fasting

The act of purging the male species from your life in every way for a defined amount of time due to an overload of douchebags and the need for a cleansing.

A way to reboot your current frame of mental reference of the male species.

Well I've meet 5 guys in the last two months and all of them lied about being married, having girlfriends, or their penis size. After this last one I'm man fasting for at least 30 days, I am way over due for a cleansing.

by bakchoy March 29, 2010

jelly farming

the act of sticking one's fingers in a lady's pussy.

"hey did you hear Richie went jelly farming last night"

by Steve Sidebottom September 2, 2006

fartin a dick

One (male or female) who takes it in the ass often and subsequently has a very loose asshole. When they fart, the looseness is very noticeable.

Jerry: Aw man, that fart was fucking loose.

Steve: Whatever Jerry!

Jerry: You were fartin a dick!

by antipop221 November 12, 2011

farming simulator 19

a game made by giants software that will come out november 20th.
added john deere.
many more features.
pet dogs.

lets buy farming simulator 19.

Definition: Farming Simulator is a farming simulation video game series developed by Giants Software. The locations are based on American and European environments. Players are able to farm, breed livestock, grow crops and sell assets created from farming.

by burnt_toast_with_jelly November 12, 2018

farding

to put on makeup

No farding during class

by forevertwentyonefanatic December 6, 2010

Facting

creating "facts" out nothing more than the noxious fumes that are created in and released from one's bowels.

the 2012 GOP convention hall had to be cleared out due to the massive amount of facting from various speakers. the smell was unbearable.

by omegaequalsone September 6, 2012