rainbow express

rainbow express, is where a college boy is partying with some friends in San Fransisco on spring break and is new to the rave seen, he is taking exstacy for he first time and is atripping balls walks in to the wrong party and ends up being ball banged by a group of guys.

Timmy awoke to a terrible pain in his ass and as he looks around the room and saw all the nude men he new he just took a ride on the rainbow express.

by Dms79 December 26, 2017

hell express

A fast track to hell!a one way ticket to hell! Taking the express train to hell! Going to hell at an accelerated rate!

Bad people who don’t ask gods forgiveness might as well be on hell express!

by Princesslouise December 31, 2017

Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

by whosischrist May 21, 2018

pand express

the place where you get some orange chicken and chow mein. Ironically, the seemingly Chinese restaurant is rarely run by actual Asian people.

American: "alright lets go to pand express"
Chinese: "That place offends my culture"

by dontdodrugsjustlickthings June 7, 2018

tuberculosis express

A plane ride where the other passengers are hacking their brains out

I couldn't wait to get off the tuberculosis express, fucking disgusting ass coughers

by Boozyman September 9, 2018

Bipolar Express

The depressing version of the Polar Express

Guy 1: "Man, life's so depressing right now."
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"

by "KidFriendly-Yeet" January 17, 2019

WhataSonic Express

* A pre-drinking solid base meal consisting of a burger from Whataburger, tots and a Route 44 Watermelon Slush at Sonic, and Chicken Tenders and a 1 gallon jug of sweet tea from Chicken Express to place in your Hyatt Place room refrigerator.

The sweet tea is for post-drinking consumption to accompany the chocolate chip cookie and slice of pizza from the nighttime Romanian Hotel Concierce extraordinaire.

*Works best with a preemptive strike of 2 Maximum Strength Imodium tablets to before consumption to prevent a public defecation mass-evacuation in a doorless stall af Cowboys Dancehall.

Alex: “My plane lands at 3:30, so let’s hit up Cavenders and Sheplers so we can go ‘Rolling Blackout’ tonight, and then grab dinner.”

Jimmie: “A little WhataSonic Express, perhaps?”

Alex: “Good call!”

Jimmie: “Let’s down the Imodium now so we don’t risk getting SuperAIDS later.”

by TexasTittysprinklesLover February 23, 2019