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Squishy European

person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.
by kristiabus May 28, 2017
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little european girl

Little European Girl is someone who is the absolute best, caring, abusive, hilarious, and will be your world given the chance to date her. If you date someone by the nickname “Little European Girl” given to her from her grandma then you’ll be set for life. Despite all the nice and sweet things you say to her in person she will stop you from doing so! She will make you laugh till you’re in tears, smack you with her hands until you’re red, and have the most patiences one could ask for.
by Timmy Newtron April 21, 2018
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The European plug socket

Simultaneously wetting two fingers and jabbing them in both the anus and the vagina at the same time.
Oi John guess what i did last night?
What did you do dave?
I gave this bird the european plug socket and she punched me!
by Mbiggs19 February 14, 2023
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The European treasure hunt

When you insert a singular anal bead as far up as you can into ones anus. And you let it sit for a day up there. Then you dig through what ever is up there to search for the treasure you planted
Hey babe do you want to do The European treasure hunt tonight
by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023
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Reverse European

Kissing the butt cheeks of a person and not the face cheeks.
When he bent over, I gave him the good old Reverse European.
by JeremyBearimy January 3, 2025
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Eastern European Tech Tree

A “CE TT” is what you get when someone looks at Latvia, Estonia, Lithuania, Poland, Serbia, Croatia, Slovenia, Kosovo, Montenegro, Bosnia, Albania, North Macedonia, Bulgaria, Slovakia, Czech Republic and Ukraine… and decides “yeah, let’s throw ALL that into one pot, surely everyone will be happy!”

It’s basically Pokémon but with nations: gotta catch ‘em all, even if your 5 line tech tree inventory is full. All because it comes with “diverse playstyles,” both redfor and bluefor gear, a Navy that magically becomes “big” once you merge 15 small nations (Including land locked ones) Calling it a “Polish TT” of course doesn't fit, because it contains 15 differenat fucking nations , because apparently Poland alone would just be a copy and paste of USSR (because adding even more nations with USSR derived equipment will surely help).

The idea doesn’t work because it tries to merge far too many countries, each with their own distinct and often unrelated vehicle lineups. Instead of creating a focused, coherent progression, it ends up combining dozens of unique designs, doctrines, and equipment into a single tree that becomes overcrowded and inconsistent. With so many nations involved, the result isn’t unified or practical — it’s simply too much content condensed into one place, making it structurally messy and difficult to balance.
Gaijin should add a Eastern European Tech Tree- Person who isn't educated enough
Eastern Europe Tech Tree is the better solution- Person who isn't educated enough
by ThePolishThunder December 9, 2025
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Creepy Old European Men

Purveyors and widely known enthusiasts of Banana Hammocks and Grape Smugglers.
Dude. Checkout all those baller-ass creepy old european men with all those hot chicks, brohaim!

Banana Hammock
Grape Smuggler
by Zeke303 May 24, 2016
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