Ethan

The guy in class than can do about half a push up and he tries talking to you with his high IQ brain but your such low IQ can't handle the quite prodigious words he uses.

Stacy: Ew look its ethan
Ethan: Please do not verbally express such words around me as I am too astute to handle these peasant words please stop I beseech.

by HalfSmartMan January 21, 2020

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Ethan

A person that is often very stupid and retarded

I hate Ethan he's so retarded

by Bruh5034 March 30, 2020

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Ethan

The type of kid to get a haircut with the worst fade and a dent in his head from a headset. Also will do anything anybody says. He is a total tryhard in any video game and he and abuses hollister

What an Ethan he’s so dumb

by Sex god 10101010101 nice March 1, 2019

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Ethan is a type of guy who seems quiet and possibly the jerk/douche type but once you grow a friendship with him he begins to reveal his true colors. He has a great sense of humor, typically the athletic type and just someone you would want to be around. Ethan just has the calming type of personality that just makes you feel happy to be alive you know? Once you begin to fall for him it becomes difficult to fall out of those emotions because the more you look at him you can pick out more things you like about him. Even if some may say he is not that attractive his personality with increase that attraction towards him and hell you are lucky if you get yourself a Ethan in your life or have one that loves you <3

Girl 1: Who is that guy over there? He seems so mysterious.
Girl 2: Oh that guy over there, that is a Ethan.

by BaconandCheese October 26, 2017

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