Friendship Erection

When someone who has friend zoned you a long time ago sits on your lap, resulting in an erection

When Sarah sat on Roy's lap, he got a friendship erection

by zizm August 5, 2017

Anal Erection

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into the ass of someone of any gender, and getting an erection with the penis already inside of the ass.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna do anal?
Girl: I'm afraid it will hurt too much...
Guy: We can try an anal erection.

by Old_Ben January 4, 2018

Election day

When America either gets saved or fucked on the first Tuesday of November every 4 years.

On Tuesday, November 3rd, 2020 America is going to have its election day where the electoral college decides if America gets saved or not. It might create a civil war if the results go bad.

by suckmydickwithyourmotherslips November 2, 2020

immediate ejection

Noun.

The act of being kicked out of an establishment right away, usually for lines you crossed the previous visit but cannot recall.

Murdoch was an immediate ejection from the Prince George Hotel.

They just recognized him right away and tossed his ass - he didn't even know what for!

by Looger November 1, 2007

Election Twitter

A segment of Twitter users who analyze, discuss, and debate elections and politics in the United States and around the world.

Sometimes Election Twitter can be referred to as (ET)

Election Twitter went crazy after last nights election results.

by Shawnpsam January 22, 2022

Erecion

Spanish for Erection.
Also the name of the Spanish based boy band set in New York sweeping girls off their feet and into their bedrooms.

Oye Mi hija, are you going to see Erecion live tonight.
You know it, my erecion for them is uncontrollable.

by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007

erection

The firm and enlarged condition of a body organ or part when the erectile tissue surrounding it becomes filled with blood, especially such a condition of the penis or clitoris.

He got an erection after thinking about his dog

by beliwell February 6, 2003