Engineer

When you work in the Adult Gay Porn Industry and you are embarrassed to admit it.

Paul's date asked him what he does for a living; "I'm an Engineer" he replied as sweat rolled down his face.

by Skin DIver March 28, 2022

fiber construction engineer

The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.

At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."

by Romez February 28, 2008

Academy Of Information Technology and Engineering

A gay ass school where everyone worships the overlord Seji. The best class to have is Math where the teacher isn't there half the time so the only thing you do is smoke pot and play pokemon in the room for an hour and a half. Every Friday there is a sacrifice to the overlord Seji where someone has be slow roasted in a fire for twenty four hours, three minutes, and two seconds.

Are u going to go to westhill now instead of the Academy of Information Technology and Engineering?
Nope im being sacrificed to Seji this week.

by ^.^ rawr December 14, 2012

Mechanical engineer

One so prone to metacognition as to overlook the obvious.

A Mechanical Engineer may design an escape from a labyrinth only to crash to the sea.

by Patty M October 30, 2006

engineering chick

Any colaboration or group of women in the field of engineering who enter in competitions and make sick shirts to accompany their amazingness.

Those engineering chicks were ballin' at that comp! They won an ipod!

by Kornpopper June 12, 2008

Civil engineering

a disease which may end up with your health, prevents one from sleeping, an infinite deadline, a little insect which crawls under your skull and eats the pigment of your hairs turning them into white hairs, a killer, a magnet to a screen, a nerdator, process which may cause ones eyesight to detiriorate and make one loose their memory, Studies which are urbanlly known to be read by very geeky people

Gik! Abdul man! your such a gik!!! always with civil engineering look at you wearing glasses and loosing your memory and all! Gik looking like steve urkel and all thats not swagger man!!! thats UNcool

by absfaboulous February 8, 2009

environmental engineer

An engineer who still has hope and wants to 'make a difference' but will later have his or her soul crushed in the process. Earns less than all the other engineers while trying to solve the world's problems. Synonymous with hippie.

"Why is he moving the spider instead of killing it?" "He's an environmental engineer... give him time."

by patrickbraden November 4, 2013