Edward Taft

A sex position often used by sadistic or adventurous couples craving explicit but intimate romance. Edward Taft - the girl pretends to be a quadriplegic politition while eating aunt annies pretzels. in the mean time the man is performing anal sex and resiting the Gettysburg Address.

Honey, how about the edward taft tonight?

by Stuart Stevenson October 17, 2008

edward

The main character from full metal alchemist.

Look its edward elric!!!

by chickitychick December 21, 2009

Edward Cullen

A "sparkly" vampire who soils the name of all the blood suckers in the world. he's only sparkly because he ate tinker-bell.

Edward Cullen:*belches* that was good what was that?
Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY?
Edward: i'm a monster bella
Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours
Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.

by Jadelan May 30, 2010

Elmar

A very cool dude with a big dick and lots of bitches to sit on it

That dude must be a Elmar

by Danielkool May 20, 2019

edward hands

In reference to the main character of the Twilight books by Stephenie Meyer. Edward Cullen, a vampire has an unnaturally low body temperature, leaving his hands always cold.

"He went outside in the winter with no gloves on, so now he has edward hands"

by Katrina29 January 6, 2008

Edward Scissorhandjob

A handjob that could be outdone by even Edward Scissorhands himself. A destructive atrocity of a basic sexual maneuver.

Guy 1: Dude, why are your boxers red in the front, but white everywhere else.
Guy 2: Those are the same boxers I wore when I got that Edward Scissorhandjob.

by Harold93 July 20, 2011

Edwards

The act of ejaculating in your sister and screaming "GANG WEED"

Dude did you hear? Jacob pulled off an Edwards!

by hghfhgghg July 26, 2018