Eva Glangart

The misspelled name of a person who is a total asshole. I hate her. She makes me think there's SCHOOL TOMORROW WHEN THERE ISN'T. Oh yeah, she's also REALLY UNFUNNY. She loves South Park.

"Damn, she's being a total Eva Glangart right now." "Yeah, she sucks."

by Definitely Not Maxwell November 13, 2022

Eva

Eva is such a sweet girl honestly. They fall for tall boys instantly. Not kidding. Usually not that tall. Dirty blonde or blonde. If your gf is an Eva, then your very very lucky. They earn peoples trust fast and they’ve got lots of amazing friends. They have mostly blue eyes and a nice face shape. Sometimes they love animals like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Animals are sometimes their best friends. Very sporty and athletic. HATES dresses lmfao. Loves music and instruments. Probably an orchestra person.

Boy: My friend is named Eva, and I can tell you she’s sweet as hell.

Boy’s BFF: I’ve never really talked to her, maybe I should get to know her.

by .hi. May 24, 2021

eva clarke

soso sexy

woah you look like eva clarke today!!!

by the better harvey March 8, 2021

Eva’s sister

A Woman who is related to Eva and has very big boobs

“Is that Eva’s sister”

“Yeah you can tell because she has massive mommy milkers”

by bealovesurmom July 20, 2022

Eva

The best person you could ever meet. I love her so much. She makes me so happy in so many ways as a best friend.

“Eva is the best ever” “Eva is my best friend”

by anonymous January 17, 2022

Eva

Eva is a really great person. Really closeted to herself, isn't going to talk to you unless you do and creates the impression of a "grey" person. However if you talk to her you will find out yourself that she is the most amazing and colorful person. Understands when you dont feel good and is always there to support you. She is a really good listener and can lift your morale immediately. She really underestimates herself as a person and doesn't understand how much she is worth of, so dont forget to remind her. In conclusion Eva is one of the best persons you will ever meet so make sure you wont lose her.

- i don't feel really happy right now, im actually really sad.
-go talk to Eva, im sure she will make you feel great.

by Teo kagio November 21, 2021

Eva

Eva is a beautiful, strong, intelligent, independent woman. Usually a Scorpio, an Eva is someone who will take care of everyone around them, even if they should be taking care of themselves instead. An Eva is also the kinkiest woman you’ll ever find. If you find an Eva, never let them go. Don’t fuck her over, she will come back with a vengeance.

Girl 1: Did you hear about what they did to Eva?
Girl 2: Yeah, Eva didn’t deserve that.

Girl 1: They say she started crying. Then redacted him

Girl 2: That’s so Evacore

by Thekking2702 December 9, 2023