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El Dickado

El Dickado is a phrase created by a Polish man which is when a person is such a twat or any other annoyance they become an El Dickado
Amin: Hey Alan, i'm going to throw a ball around to then break some glass with it and leave after and eat some kebabs.

Alan: Mate, you are being such a prick, you are actually just an El Dickado
by AminTHE3rd March 31, 2020
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El Azteco

Located in East Lansing, Mi, it is known as one of the greatest Mexican restaurants in the country. Particularly renowned for its salsa. Affectionately known as "El Az" for short.
Person 1: Damn, this burrito is good.

Person 2: Of course it is. It's from El Azteco.
by Spartangal22 June 22, 2010
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El Compacto

The biggest, most cakey, rich drug lord to every exist. His wife, Anne Hathaway, is always simping for this man. He has multiple hide-outs located just south of the border alongside his high school operations.

Rumors say he is planned to run a "How-To-Drug-Right" show premiering Fall 2025.

His identity is currently unknown and he is presumed dead by the governmen-women, but everyone knows he is alive. He can be spotted in trees, men's restrooms, and Bass Pro Shops. He is rumored to have ties to President Trump. He has many wives, mainly being over the age of 30. (he fulfills their needs by land, airline, and sea , that's why he's got 2,000 kids. he has a sex drive of a cougar, with his cougars)
He is most famous for his plane escape from Alcatraz, where he continued to scuba dive to the Keystone Colorado Mountains and then jet pack to Venezuela (his most loyal customers). People have claimed to see him in Guantanamo Bay, particularly running the detention camp itself.
He has many chemist connections.

He is rumored to have connections to up-and-coming rapper and RnB icon Yung JCB.

Enemies: mousetrap cars

El Compacto drowns fish.

he does not get frost bite, El Compacto bites frost.

The great wall of china was meant to keep El Compacto out, it did not work.

El Compact destroyed the periodic table because El Compacto only knows the element of surprise.

PS: he is everywhere, watch yo moms and aunts. chances are, too late
Kid: Mommy, who was that in your room?

Mom: Well, El Compacto dear. He wanted to say hi to your new brother.
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El Leandro

When a women squats over your face; as you lick her butthole, while cupping her buttcheeks.
I thought she was a good girl, until she let me perform EL LEANDRO!
by Scott Goodwin June 8, 2007
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el dirte

In the poker game of texas hold em,when your two pocket cards are an ace and a jack.
dirty charity was dealt his signature hand el dirte.
by roguespierre December 20, 2005
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el Zabicabra

a large nocturnal mammal found mostly in the midwest. it is rarely seen but is spoken of in hushed tones for its prolific love of cunnilingus. though it occasionally hunts during the day it is mainly known for feeding at night. also known by the more common name "the pussy sucker" may be commonly found in dark warehouses and frolf courses..
"my girlfiend seems oddly at ease today.. musta meen that damned el Zabicabra!"
by tony ross July 19, 2012
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el sharko

A lanky creature that lives off the west coast of Scotland, it's dorsal fin is located on his head instead of its back
The rare el Sharko hides in dark rooms with an xbox for company
by El Sharko observer October 21, 2013
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