Dog

An animal that often is used as a pet that likes farting in your face when you sleep and pooping in your new flowers.

Anoying neibour: Who pooped on my lawn again!
Me: Oh yeah 😏 it was my dog

by Thecocoster January 7, 2022

dog

laila

"Awww look at that dog!"

"Isn't that laila?"
"No, that's a dog."

by elgatto October 19, 2020

Dog

Buffoon

Dogs are buffoons

by Blurryface_fan December 25, 2021

dog

God backwards

Bro 1: hey look at that dog.
Bro 2: don't you mean god backwards.

by Henry the lonely turkey May 3, 2019

Dog

Dog

Dog

by Classyboujeeratchet May 29, 2020

Dog

The best animal on the planet to fucking exist and anyone who doesn’t agree is a whore

Dogs are the best animals to exist
Ginger: I disagree
Me: faggot

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 8, 2023

dog

god backwards

dog is god backwards

by creamy joes' pickled chicken March 8, 2019