Ding dong

When you go on the internet and see something disturbing but arousing.

Why is my DING DONG so hard???

by Mr Bleach December 9, 2017

Ding dong wing wong 9000

Rays large giant 10 inch large penetrator

“Woah look at that guys bulge he must have a Ding dong wing wong 9000“

“Yeah man”

by Babispxt August 9, 2022

ding dong years

1 year is 1 second

ill tell u who my crush is in 4 ding dong years.

by jenbarista September 18, 2022

batment ding-dong

just funny... actually it is a word used in ballet and it is really called batmont long, but we misheard it the first time and now we call it batment ding-dong

Batment ding-dong!
hahhahaha

by pytagoras09 January 28, 2022

Ding' Dong'

A person who doesn't understand the art of talking smack , jokes just go right over their head . A silly person , hillbilly white, red neck type of person . Who falls in love with the wrong Cali girl

No Ding' Dong' Your Not Supposed To Miss Me I Just Want You To Be Happy and Not Feel Sad Because I'm Not There.
Now Go On To Bahamas Enjoy Yourself Have Fun Ding' Dong'

by Cali'dat May 20, 2018

Ding-Dong

Derived from the hybrid Greek-ali language this new age word “Ding-Dong” is used in modern society as a substitute to exacerbate an embarrassing moment, or a rudimentary act. This word is satirical in nature and should only be used in the appropriate setting.

SYNONYMS: Numb-knuckle, Nimrod, Half wit.

“ Stop trying to pull off wearing a turtle neck Seb, you’re such a Ding-Dong!”

by milkz.gone.bad March 18, 2022

Ding dong kung-fu

A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.

Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.

Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'

Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'

by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020