diet pimp

A boy who thinks he’s on some pimp shit but is in fact not. One who may be involved in the following activities; promoting only fans, trying and failing to spit game, claiming to have hoes but no bitches in sight and no money in his pocket.

I heard John got some bitches on the block

Nah he just a diet pimp

by Xandria Perez August 4, 2021

Jaxson Diet

Someone who’s diet is constrained to such a small amount of food that trying to get them to eat anything can prove to be very difficult.

Other times, the foods they do eat are so stupid that it’s laughable.

Man, my friend is on a Jaxson Diet, he only eats dino nuggies!

by Mercury - Avarice June 25, 2022

Sex Diet

When you take a break from sex because you're a straight up whore

"I've been fucking a ton of guys lately, I think I'm going to go on a sex diet"

by _nerd July 25, 2016

Diet Chicago

A place where there is no crime and has a very trustworthy population.

Living in Diet Chicago is such a paradise.

by bonelesspizza April 5, 2017

Diet Relationship

Typically derogatory, a diet relationship has one or both parties only interested in short-term, casual interactions; no strings attached, no accountability, and no responsibility, but still wants to label it as a relationship.

Coined in the Pacific Northwest, it has quickly spread among the Seattle hip-hop community and Tacoma party scene.

I'm not some floozy - I don't want a diet relationship with you!

by ExcelsiorSeer November 9, 2017

Kuldīgas diet

A specific diet which comes from small city in Latvia and occurs when you all your teeth are knocked out so you physically can’t eat anything

Do you want Kuldīgas diet?!?

by DrunkGuyFromLatvia January 14, 2018

cow diet

A diet in which all you eat are vegetables (maybe grass), fruits, and water.

Hey did you hear? Adrianna is going vegan and carb free... She’s going on the cow diet.

by Carb-hater November 28, 2017